I love sports, music, and boys way too much.

I follow back

 

punsicle:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD

Jimmy Carr: Marriages are pretty gay already, full of cakes, celebrations, confetti...adding another man would actually do well to make them more heterosexual.

David Mitchell: That is flawless logic.

woahitsbecky:

Hobby: Watching hockey

Interests: Hockey boys

Favorite TV Show: Hockey games

Dream About: Hockey

maarkhoppus:

america’s next top zayn malik

boys enter to see if they are prettier than zayn malik

they all fail

thats the show

“I fucking hate this game.” I whisper to myself as I continue to play.

(Source: onecheekw0nder)